👨🧔👩👴 Where are this blog's most devoted readers?
When a reader drops by, my stats package briefly records how many times they've visited the blog and roughly where they're from. I could thus attempt to use this ongoing data to discover who's visited diamond geezer the most. I've visited 2914 times, apparently, starting from some unknown date because this is all very opaque. 2914 visits would be the equivalent of once a day for eight years, or alternatively 8 times a day for year, either of which is a heck of a lot of visits. So who can beat that?
My stickiest reader has visited over 5000 times, which is ridiculous. They're from somewhere in the UK, probably in Wembley. A regular checker of the comments I believe.
Also beating my total are readers from Croydon (4800+), Luton (4500+), Aldershot (4000+), Sydenham (3600+), Welwyn Garden City (3500+), South Croydon (3300+) and London (3100+). Hello you.
Below that in the 2000s we have Kettering, Wolverhampton, Barnet, Massachusetts, Wembley, Woolwich, Dunstable, Bromley, Reading, Tower Hamlets, Redhill, Twickenham, Bury St Edmunds, Brentford, Harrow, Mauritius, Oxford, Hornchurch and Thamesmead. Hello you too.
And in the high 1000s Lambeth, Birmingham, Hovedstaden, Rotherham, Crowborough, Slough, Tadley, Harrow, Bristol, Feltham, Orpington, Gourock, Rayleigh, Hendon, Barking, Milton Keynes, Amersham, Berlin, Pontefract and Rotterdam.
I have no idea who you are, nor should you assume that if your place of residence appears then that reader is you.
Also not everyone leaves a consistent cookie trail so you might not be here at all.
But thanks everyone for coming back so incredibly frequently, whoever and wherever you are.